Post reblogged from And the story begins... with 11,117 notes
In thirty years we’ll all be saying “remember when people used the internet?” and then we’ll laugh and laser beams will shoot out of our mouths
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The Avengers Eye Make Up
by JangsaraI really REALLY like it when this appears on my dash
Makeup is fucking ART. That’s what I keep saying, and this is just one post to prove it! GORGEOUS.
Love the hulk makeup!
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Chat reblogged from Super Pankakes with 30,487 notes
Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
- Loki: kneel.
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Post reblogged from And the story begins... with 26,499 notes
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
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Post reblogged from I'm touching my Fox with 59,008 notes
A very short lesson in Psychology:
- When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
- When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
- When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
- When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
- When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
- When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
- When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you
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Photoset reblogged from Awkward Starfish with 21,078 notes
Robert Downey Jr:The Making of Iron Man 2
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Post reblogged from And the story begins... with 6,484 notes
I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
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Tony doesn’t make comments about Steve being a 97 year old virgin.
Because he fixed that.
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